Friday, July 30, 2010

Premiere Party (Jersey Shore)

Fists in the air everyone! Jersey Shore is starting its second season and you are invited to a guido fab event (yes, its imaginary). So get your GTL in order and get ready to beat down that beat! (GTL is the process of staying fresh and mint and stands for "gym, tan, laundry." It must be done everyday to achieve maximum potential.)

You're invited to a pool party, Jersey Shore style:

There will be plenty of basic food like burgers, dogs, and yes...pickles (for you Snooks)!

It wouldn't be a party without Ron Ron Juice, a fuchsia-colored concoction of watermelon, cherries, cranberry juice and copious amounts of vodka blended with ice. I will ask that guests refrain from fights in the pool area though.

Stop by the tattoo booth so you can sport some temporary ink for the evening.

How could we not “beat up the beat” with loud house music pumping all night long? According to Pauly D. you have to start off your dancing by banging the ground and bang it as the beat builds.

Ladies - to avoid an out of control dress code of midriff tops and very short shorts, just wear your bathing suit. Here is my choice:

Guys - please make sure the hair is spiked and gelled to perfection. If you take less than an hour on your hair, you're not trying hard enough (see Jersey Shore Hair 101 on You Tube)! Load on the cologne and make sure to show off your "guns".

Don't forget to grab a party favor T-shirt on your way out.

What a bash. Wow....or should I say, J-Woww!

1 comment:

  1. Wow!
    I hope there are no age restrictions cause
    even though I was an Ortley Beach, Joey Harrison's Surf Club Diva back in the day
    I wanna be there! Make mine a Kobe beef
    dog please and yes I WILL be wearing a bikini!
    Maybe Enrique will show up...